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IZombie: a golf club and a little ticklish payback

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Liv’s voice: Blaine being evil, Major judging me, and anyone else not helping me…well they ended up helping when I found Blaine's partner dead, yep...somebody had the nerve to kill The Tickler, and it wasn't Blaine.


*scene: in an alleyway near the MeatCute,The Tickler is found on the floor dead as Clive, Liv, Ravi, and I are standing around his dead body*


Clive: hmmm...The Tickler, he was found dead last night by Max Ranger and this was besides him


*Clive picks up a golf club*


Liv: well someone must have done it


Me: *sobbing* yeah...he couldn't have killed himself


Liv: she's right


Clive: hmmm...his tickle belt is gone


Liv: someone must have taken it


Me: yeah...and whoever has it must have killed him


Ravi: well we will take him to the Mourge and we'll see what we need to do


*Ravi puts him in a bag and we head for the Morgue*


Scene: Mourge, The Tickler is now laying on a table, the side of his head almost busted open, Liv is getting something out of the fridge as Ravi and I are near the table*


Liv: who would do this


Ravi: not sure


Me: :(


Liv: hmmm


Ravi: hmmm, well… *gives Liv a bone saw* ...make yourself useful


*I close my eyes as I hear the saw turn on...a few minutes later, I open my eyes to Liv in front of me holding the brain and I start sobbing *


Liv: hmmm...we might need to think hard in able to figure this out


Me: :( ok


Ravi: better get started now Liv


*Clive comes down the stairs*


Clive: eh this may be pretty hard, the golf club has no finger prints but it does have blood from The Tickler on the wedge and a little bit of sauce from the Meat Cute on the handle


Me: what? Hmmmmm


Ravi: then who had the golf club?


Clive: I don't know


Me: maybe Blaine did


Clive: hate to break it to you Isabelle but Blaine had no idea that this happened


Me: oh


Liv: hmmm *goes over to the fridge*


Ravi: well if he doesn't know about this then we should tell him…


Clive: that will only make him mad


Me: yeah


Liv: *comes to us eating a taco with...you know what...in it*


Me: *looks at her* ugh, if she starts acting like The Tickler I'm done


Liv: why would that be bad


Me: you don't want to know


Liv: ok...hey you want a cookie *gives me a cookie with pink chocolate Chips*


Me: ok...ummm, why are the Chocolate chips pink


Liv: :giggle:


Me: yeah I don't want one of your laughing cookies


Ravi: what did she put in it?


Me: tickle dust


Ravi: hmm


Me: looks like its too late, come on we need to find out what happened!


Liv: right, let's go


*we exit the Mourge*


*scene: Meat Cute, Blaine is inside when we get there, so was Scott-E,Dark Vegan, and Major*


Me: guys better be fessing up now or you ain't getting back to the Morgue!!


Blaine: what?


Major: we didn't do anything


Me: that not what the sauce stain on this here golf club tells me


Liv: yeah


Major: we didn't kill The Tickler


Me: uh huh, sure


Scott-E: he's right, we don't even know what happened


Me: pfft, yeah right like that's true!


*Just then I saw Liv space out for a few seconds, like she was having a vision*


Me: uh oh


Liv: *comes back after her vision* hmmm...are you sure you weren't with him because I just saw that you were arguing with The Tickler a few minutes before his death


Me: huh?


Major: I'm sure, I mean I walked away from him before he was killed


Scott-E: well all I know is that after Major left then Max Ranger picked up the club, I closed my eyes and the next thing I know I heard a loud noise from the golf

club...when I opened my eyes Max Ranger was gone and The Tickler was dead


Me: hmmmmm...sounds a bit suspicious to me


Scott-E: well that's what I know


Major: I heard the club bang too but I didn't go back


Blaine: I didn't even know this happened


Liv: apparently we have to go see Max in able to get this set straight


Me: yeah let's go


*we leave for Super Max*


*Scene: Super Max HQ, inside Max Ranger is sitting at his desk with Whacko right besides him*


Me: you 2 better know something about this golf club or things ain't gonna get easy!!


Max: Woah slow down Isabelle


Whacko: yeah, take a chill pill


Me: I can't if I know that someone in this building used this golf club to kill The Tickler


Max: what?


Me: don't give me innocence


Max: ok look, you need to calm down, I didn't kill him


Me: then someone here did


Max: hmmm...DRAKE...COME IN HERE!!!


Me: hmm


*Drake Holloway walks in*


Drake: yes?


Me: do you recognize this golf club


Drake: why yes I used it to…wait where did you find that


Me: by The Tickler's dead body…now you better fess up or I'll be beating you up with this club and I wouldn't even care


Liv: yeah *pulls out a cookie* want one


Drake: sure *takes the cookie*


Me: hmmm😼...either confess or eat the cookie


Drake: what will happen if I eat the cookie


Me: you will be on the floor in a laughing mess


Drake: hmmm


Me: so if I were you I'd fess up


Liv: hmmm


*she pokes my side*


Me: hehehehehe Liv, don't… It tickles


Liv: hmmm


Me: ^^;


Max: well you seem a bit busy so you can just leave


Me: ok but Drake needs to come with us


Drake: ugh, fine


*we leave*


*Scene: suspect room, Drake sitting in a chair with Clive, Ravi, Blaine, Liv and I on the other side of him*


Me: Drake just admit I'm


Liv: yeah


Blaine: Mhm


Drake: ok look...


Liv: hmm *pulls me to another room away from the others*


Me: what are you doing


Liv: lie down


Me: what


Liv: you heard me


Me: ummm...no


Liv: please🙌


Me: I know what you're going to do...I'm not dumb Liv


Liv: ugh fine...I'll just do this😼


*she wraps her arms around me*


Me: huh? Hmmmmm


*she then traces a finger around my stomach*


Me: Hehehehehehehehehehe


Liv: :)


Me: hmmm


Liv: hehe


*Clive comes in*


Clive: I think we've got our killer


Me: who


Clive: well Drake says that he saw Lloyl pick up the golf club and swing it at The Tickler


Me: yikes


Liv: well let's go give him what he deserves


Me: yeah


*we leave*


*scene: Lloyl’s house downtown, I knocked on the door with the golf club*


Lloyl: yes?


Clive: Loyl Tracey… Do you recognize this golf club…


Me: which was used to beat and kill The Tickler last night


Lloyl: yes...that's because its mine


Me: did you kill him


Lloyl: ummm...no


Liv: oh really, then why is his tickle belt on the desk over there *points at a desk just inside the door*


Me: oh yeah 😼 why is it there?


Clive: did you or did you not kill The Tickler


Lloyl: …*sigh* yes I killed The Tickler


Me: but why? :(


Lloyl: because he couldn't just walk away from the conversation, so I grabbed my golf club and swung at him, at first I thought it just knocked him out but minutes later I found he was actually dead


Me: what about Drake and Scott-E, they were there with you


Lloyl: Scott-E was holding my golf club for me, Drake pulled it out of his hand, When

Scott-E closed his eyes Drake gave me my golf club and I swung it at The Tickler hitting him on the side or the head…


Liv: and killing him


*Liv and I cross our arms*


Clive: *sigh* Lloyl Tracey, you're under arrest for the change of 1st degree murder. Anything you say or do can be used against you in the court of law


Me: :)


Liv: *looks at me* do you not like me on this brain


Me: eh, its ok I guess but it could be better


Liv: hmmm :)


Me: :)


Liv: hehe


*we leave*


*Scene: Morgue, Ravi is sitting on the couch as Liv and I are at the doorway*


Me: I think we should keep this


Liv: why, it's not like anything will happen


Me: well I just can't bare to look at it knowing who it killed


Clive: that sounds like a good idea, but we'll put it with other murder weapons


Me: a golf club? Sometimes I have heard its not the weapon but the person who used it


Liv: and seeing it be Lloyl then we might as well make sure no one else uses it for anything


Me: ok


Liv: good:)


*Clive takes the club and heads upstairs, I look at Ravi and smile*


Me: hehehe:)


Ravi: hehe :)


Liv's voice: sometimes you just need to know who you can trust and who you can't, Blaine is still sarcastic about what happened and I still think that I'm doing ok acting like The Tickler, and I think Isabelle does too...but we all know that any villian can go down someday. Drake got bailed out and I decided to let him off with a warning, Blaine and Max Ranger tried working together and Whacko kept trying to find out why I'm acting so strange, we just know what we do in life I guess and what we do in life is a great thing that everyone knows about you.
Couldn't think of any other title that would blend who died (The Tickler) with what was used to kill him (a golf club) anyway...enjoy, and this is made for the IZombie season 3 release tonight @ 9:00 yay!!
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